Gimme pineapple, spinach stuffed thick crust w/ a side of retina

Deb~ Yes you are a very funny girl, but the scene of your mom ordering pizza,

(after about 10 minutes of debate and asking if about 3 diff. pastas were homemade)
Mom:"I'll have the small thin crust pizza, half spinach half anchovy."
Deb: "no mom, you wanted artichoke hearts."
Gay waiter: "I'm sorry mam we don't have thin thin crust in that size, but I can make it thinner then usual in a pan."
Mom: "ok, I'll have thin crust, uuuuh, do I have to have pepperoni on that?"
Gay Waiter(gasping): "do you have to have WHAAAT?? Um no, I think you'll be fine."
Mom: "Ok, I'll have thin crust spinach"
Deb: "don't you want artichokes on it?"
Deb's Uncle: "SHE'LL HAVE THE THIN CRUST MEDIUM, HALF SPINACH, HALF ARTICHOKE HEARTS! AND I WANT MEATY LASAGNA!!"

Followed by the spewing patron in the bathroom! That whole dining experience was much funnier then a guy pissing on the side of the road and well worth the extra hour and a half I had to wait for the last train back home-while listening to a chinese man tell me about his statistical research job at a hospital in Beijing where he's doing a study on the air quality and......

Work is still going good. My supervisor came back mon. from hungary only to leave again tues. for eye surgery. His retina was falling off and he had to have it reattached. He said he is in the 10% of people (in the city/state/nation/galaxy??) that have this problem due to EXTREME nearsightedness. BUT my dad said he knows three people that this happened to and another girl I work w/ is related to someone it happened to. I am really starting to freak out-my left eye is -5.0 I'm not sure what legally blind is but I wouldn't be surprised to find out it was -5.3. Great now I'm going to have nightmares about my retinas falling off!