Day One: Warm-Up
As this is your first day, you should warm up with an easy task that will only change your life a little bit.
Choose one of the following options:
Do one press-up
Perform a striptease (in private)
Triple-tie your shoelaces
Learn to play "chopsticks" on the piano
Increase your typing speed by three words a minute
Jaywalk in a pedestrian zone
Set all your clocks to exactly the right time
Whisper a white lie when no one's listening
Fantasize about your partner
Use a different thickness comb
Say "yo" instead of "hello"
Hold the phone up to your other ear
Tell someone your middle name
Try a new sandwhich filling
Leave work five minutes early
Bookmark a new website
Give your genitalia pet names
Decide which one of your toes is the prettiest
Insult an insect
Go on a one-minute hunger strike
Well I got the book a week ago so I already decided which toe was the prettiest (my index toe on either foot) but since I just started this I will Bookmark a new website: And in honor of "Fredding" http://www.unclefred.com/ it is!
2 Comments:
sounds like an absolutely fantastic piece of literature. u must tell me the title of this book so i can get my scrappy hands on it!
Fri Feb 24, 12:03:00 PM CST
ok, so i just read your last 6 posts-- starting with the Mardi Gras. you didn't used to update it often enough and then i came back one day and there were like 6 and none of them made sense to me. but, now i realize they do. this book is kind of funny. however, what does it mean if i've already done many of these things. actually, I do some of them on a daily basis. is that weird?
Tue Feb 28, 05:15:00 PM CST
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